HAHA. Outpredicted once again. Well. Maybe not, but Redlight sure couldn't stop what we KNEW was gonna happen. See. There is a reason I am being all public with my movements. Anyone Redlight has his tendrils in is hardwired to stay the fuck away from me. Hehehehe. So if they find out I am on my way to LA division HQ... Guess what happens. They get out.
Of course, since I made it fairly clear I am going to be KILLING a lot of Proxies there, I am sure one or two innocent Proxies ran off. Such a shame. Truly. HAHAHAHAHA. Good news is, I have a list of all the Proxies that ran off, and well... My Pale friends are stalking the city streets at night. I expect we'll have this problem contained within the week.
MEANWHILE, let me just take a moment to express my utter disappointment in you all. I am dropping hints LEFT AND RIGHT and not one of you has bothered to ask. I'm offended. I really am. I am sure he is too. Hehehe. Court isn't taking the bait just yet though. I wonder what the plan is... Oh well.
Been feeling kind of melancholy lately. I have no idea why. Just this icky, dark feeling inside. I tried to make myself feel better by torturing a highway patrol officer. Nothing terribly spectacular. Small pully system, lots of meat hooks on chains. Ripped him apart piece by piece. Normally it would be hilarious, but it was kind of... Boring. Dull. Dull, dull, dull. Probably because I have done it before once or twice. Really, if you've seen it once, you've seen it every time. Honestly? It is getting more fun to just straight up eat people. To my MIND that doesn't sound quite right. Which... Would imply something might be wrong with me, actually.
Huh. No matter.
Short post too... Might hold off on posting it until we get an update from The Pale Men.
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FUCK FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK ASS FUCK
I AM PISSED. Morgan Sturn is running around LA. Normally this would not be an issue but he... He found a way to hurt me. NOW DON'T WORRY. I am currently fine. Rattled. But fine. Sir Rapesalot will need to do a LOT better than... What he did. Don't need YOU guys finding out what he did. Can't have this be common knowledge or risk it becoming common place. In fact. May need to pay dear old Dad a visit for a tune up.
Some Good news though. It doesn't work on the Pale Men yet. Thank Father. They had to bail me out, and Morgan and his three masked buddies ran like cowards. Red Hood Mask Guy was laughing like an idiot the entire time. I dub him Chuckles from now on and will CHISEL IT ON HIS GRAVE STONE.
So. Team. If anyone knows ANYTHING about Morgan's little accomplices. Tell me, ASAP. All I know is that one was wearing a Red Hooded Robe. With a White Mask. A bit... Over dramatic if you ask me, but DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE this guy. He kind of kicked my ass in a weird way... Really it was almost like he knew how I fight. Well. How I used to fight, and how I had to switch to fighting once I found out they can friggen hurt me. The Second was wearing Black Hooded Robes with a White Mask. Again. Don't underestimate. The Third guy didn't do any fighting. He just kind of watched. He had a grinning silver mask with, again, Robes. No Hood. Black Robes.
Of course. Given that LOADS of people involved in this mess LOVE Hoods and Masks... This isn't narrowing it down much. Still want to know who they were, because none of them looked like a "Fire Witch" to me, and she is the only member of The Court whose appearance I don't know.
... This is a terrible fucking day. You know that? So here is what I am going to do. I am going to sit here and lick my wounds. And sulk. And troll blogs. Because I am angry and I have NO ONE and NOTHING to take it out on right now. So please. Give me some trolling fodder.
...Troll blogs you say?
ReplyDeleteLuke, don't go throwing a tantrum just because you got a papercut.
Trolling fodder? K.
ReplyDelete"This is Veigar, rainbows make me cry!"
*JP
Trolling fodder?
ReplyDeleteLemme go find a bridge.
I am not open for trolling.
ReplyDeleteStay Out.
HEY, WALKING SHIT STAIN. You REALLY need to change your password to something a bit less easily guessed. I mean, really. You are STILL using the same damn combination from 2011? You think no one has GUESSED it by now? Come on. It took me THIRTY minutes of guessing to get in here, only because I gave you TOO much credit.
ReplyDeleteFURTHERMORE. I am hurt. You don't know who I am? Really? LAST time you came back, I made it ABUNDANTLY clear. You at least had the good sense to go FUCKING DIE before I actually came after you. Commander Cuddles even put a bounty on my head, on his little blog. PAY ATTENTION. God DAMN you have gotten cocky. Waltzing on in there with us like you were the goddamn Terminator or something. Well guess what. You can call me John Connor, because I am going to send you back to the scrap heap for defective models.
Also, your taste in Fedoras is atroctious.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY ACCOUNT JACKASS.
DeleteTell me who I am first. Also. Seriously bro. Where did the wit go? Verbal sparring man. That is what we used to LIVE for on here. Does Azoth just suck away everything awesome? Eat it all up and replace it with boring SUCK?
DeleteRed Hood, No Hood or Black Hood?
DeleteRed Hood. I am the Fashionable one, after all. You know. Elaine would be ASHAMED of you right now. Doesn't that mean ANYTHING to you anymore?
DeleteIblis then. Wonderful. Thought you were dead or something. Maybe committed suicide. Have you looked in a mirror lately? You aren't me. You are just Redlight's little imitation.
DeleteAlso. Fuck Elaine. If she were still alive I would torture her for MONTHS for prompting that little defection. Ought to find her corpse and EAT IT.
CORRECT. You get a Gold Star, Star. Bet you're proud of yourself for figuring that one out all on your own. Or did Samael tell you? I bet he did. You are just a walking puddle. No brain to speak of, just strings being pulled by our yellow eyed friend.
DeleteOh... Please don't tell me you think you are ANYWHERE near Redlight's level of sophistication. Reddy was a much more advanced toy than you are. He can walk and talk and THINK on his own. You? You can't do that. If you think you can, it is just Samael putting the thought there. To make you feel better.
Really. Think about it. You are just Samael's spare set of clothes. The moment he wears out his current set, he will try you on. Wow. Hard to imagine really. Painful to think about. Being a Prisoner in your OWN MIND. Being exposed to that place every time Samael isn't active in the world. That is a special kind of hell isn't it?
Oh I'm sorry. Are you trying to mess with my head? Really? YOU? Buddy. Bro. Broski. No. You know we suck at that. That was always Screamer's department, and... Correct me if I am wrong, but... Didn't you try to KILL Screamer a while back? Sound like something We would do?
DeleteNo? How fitting. Because YOU AREN'T ME. You are just some empty shell Redlight carved out and filled with Morningstar flavored memories and thoughts. If ANYONE is a puppet or Toy Soldier here, it is you. Why the hell do you think you are wearing Red? You know we look terrible in Red. Well. I don't know about YOU, actually. Considering we look NOTHING ALIKE, since you aren't wearing MY FACE.
So Piss Off Puppet boy. Or. You know what. Why the hell are you working with MORGAN? Where are your STANDARDS man? I know how you think. You think Morgan is a piece of shit scumbag. Because he is. So why are you on Team End of the World?
Oh. Sorry. Force of habit. I forget there isn't really anything there in that head of yours besides black SLUDGE. No brain to speak of, let alone mess with. But you know us. Can't help ourselves.
DeleteYou know what. Maybe you are right. Maybe we aren't Morningstar. But You aren't either. You are the same as us. Morningstar flavored filling, whipped up by good old Samael. You might LOOK like Morningstar, but that is just a mold you were poured into. You are no more him than we are. Maybe less so. We are still human at least.
Redlight. I am working with REDLIGHT. Not Morgan. Morgan is just a go between guy. If I see him raping ANYONE, I am killing him. You know that. Bro. You also know Redlight is smart. Smarter than anyone and EVERYONE. If he wants Godhood, you can be sure he is gonna get it. And he won't fuck it up. He knows our Gassy friend wants out REAL bad. Tell you what. Switch sides. Join us and become part of the New World Order. It'll be Fuuuuuun. I know you hate Proxies almost as much as Runners. With us, you'll get to kill BOTH.
Just give us Echo. I am positive you kept him alive. Proxy Bob isn't he? I'll bet he is. It is what I would do.
Now. Here you are mocking my intelligence, when YOU are the one who teamed up with El Diablo. Satan himself over there. He CAN'T WIN. You KNOW how arrogant he is. He'll let it ALL out, because he thinks he can handle it. But GUESS WHAT? He won't be able to. And we'll have something NONE OF US CAN HANDLE running around. And YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER THAT. The Bad Part. The Actually Bad Part.
DeleteI am Morningstar. You remember what we ALWAYS wanted to be, right? WELL HERE I AM. DREAM FULFILLED. This IS what I always wanted, and YOU of all people should know that. In fact. I'll bet YOU DO. Jealous? You Mad Bro? You are so Jealous aren't you. AND I AM GETTING STRONGER. HEHEHEHEHEH. Redlight tell you THAT?
Bottom line. Redlight can stop, look both ways before he crosses the street, and then GO FUCK HIMSELF. Echo is DEAD you moron. Why would I risk him being alive when he is a key ingredient. And if you ACTUALLY thought he was alive, you wouldn't be hunting for a replacement, now would you?
A risk worth taking isn't it? The Endgame is PERFECT. A Perfect world for us... Oh well. Didn't really think you would join us. Not enough free will there. I kinda pity you, you know? Well. As much as I can pity The Blob in human form... The 50s Horror Movie, not the Marvel Comics Mutant.
DeleteFunny. I don't seem to remember us wishing to be a mindless slave made of black silly putty. No. No I don't think I am very jealous of not having an actual stomach anymore. Stronger how, by the way?
How do you know we aren't just trying to fake you out with hunting for a replacement? OH WAIT. YOU DON'T. HA.
No, dipshit, it isn't. The Endgame is moronic. Your perfect world will exist for all of a YEAR maybe. And I KNOW WHICH BLOB YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, MORON. WE HAVE THE SAME THOUGHT PATTERNS. Christ. Did I used to be THIS stupid?
DeleteLike I am telling YOU how I am evolving for the better. And YOU are the mindless slave here. Look. I have been seeing people get Redlit up, and YOU are NO exception to any of the rules I have figured out. Redlight is manipulating you. Kind of a... Post-Hypnotic Suggestion thing. You are even WEARING Red. The OBVIOUS mark.
AND ANOTHER THING. No Stomach is fine. Guess what else never have to do. USE THE BATHROOM. It is ALL converted into Azoth and Energy. NO WASTE. Now TELL ME THIS ISN'T AWESOME.
You are not trying to fake me out. If ANYTHING you are trying to gauge me for a reaction to see if I will give away the true Status of Echo. Who is DEAD. Killed. And Eaten. Try again.
You Mad Bro?
DeleteYou forgetting the part where we decided NOT TO SERVE REDLIGHT a while back? He CAN'T Control us. Why do you think Shadestar was trying to KILL US.
Alright. That is pretty awesome. I'll give you that one.
Maybe. Maybe not. You just don't know. Besides. When did WE start thinking we could outsmart Redlight? Think on that for a while. Bro.
You've both lost something of what you once were.
Delete~
Shut up Anonymous.
DeleteShut up Anonymous.
DeleteBut in so many ways you're the same Luke I knew.
Delete~
If I may?
DeleteYou're both pretty much the same. Like, mentally. Difference is that Iblis serves Redlight. Didn't he try to destry the world once? As in, kill everyone in it? Out of spite. What makes you think he's going to let anyone else in on his NWO even if he does succeed? Or is it more likely he'll turn everyone into meatpuppets and have a world to himself?
Go fuck yourself Anonymous.
DeleteWhat is the use in meatpuppets that mindlessly worship him? No. He wouldn't remove free will like that. It would be boring. Dull. Too Kind. Far, far too kind for him.
Fuck off Anonymous.
DeleteChuckles. Honey. GET OFF MY FUCKING PROFILE.
And of course we remember Redlight trying to KILL Reality. Intentionally that time. We were part of his plan, remember... Wait a fucking minute.
Hey. Shit Stain. You pondering what I am pondering?
DeleteShut the fuck up Pinky. That is MY line.
Delete... But. Yeah. Probably. But we don't even know where they are since Sagey SMASHED most of them.
What do you say Shit Stain? Think those could kill you? I think so. HEY. LETS RACE HAVE A RACE FOR THEM, FOLLOWED BY A FIGHT TO THE DEATH. Cool?
DeleteI like the way you think Chuckles.
DeleteAnd now I'm scared.
DeleteSomeone hold me, as long as it's not Captain Kitty Cat I don't care.
*JP
I'm sure it'll be fine. And if it isn't we'lldieand there's nowt we can do about it. Either way, no need to worry.
DeleteThis reads like a YouTube argument.
DeleteBut they're spelling correctly. And I don't see 'faggot' every two words.
DeleteWhere's my (Show Comment) button?
*JP
BROTHER. Want to Team up on Sanna for that comment? Just a... An Alliance of Convenience. You know. Little Joint Torture.
DeleteWouldn't mind it BROTHER. If she says ANYTHING to annoy me again, I am all up for a little Anti-Sanna Alliance.
DeleteOh please no. I don't want to be tortured. I take it back. It reads like a... Reddit argument.
DeleteThat's supposed to be better?!
Delete*JP
Of course not.
DeleteI'll just make it worse for you okay?
DeleteGuys, she thinks it reads like a 4Chan board.
*JP
Well now I'm fucked. Goodbye cruel world.
DeleteA race? Heh…
DeleteWelcome ladies and gents to the annual running of the Morningstars!
We expect this year’s race to be a regular slaughter as Morningstar has never lost a race between the two!
Looks like there about to get started…. And they’re off!
And we’ve got Morningstar taking an early lead. He’s off to a strong start ladies and gents but Morningstar is catching up- Oh! He’s caught up- Morningstar has taken the lead! But don’t count Morningstar out just yet. Morningstar is coming around the turn. They’re neck and neck! This is the closest race Morningstar has ever had!
And down the stretch they come!
And it’s Morningstar for the win! In our instant replay you can see Morningstar being overtaken at the last second! It’s been a great race, ladies and gentlemen, and- barring the end/enslavement of the world- we hope to see you all again next year because if there’s one thing we’ve learned it’s that Morningstar will not stop coming back!
One-One was a racehorse
DeleteOne-Two was one too
One-One won one race
One-Two won one too
Race? The Race is on hold because SANNA IS STILL BREATHING. What. You thought I was joking about that? FUCK NO. I am already sniffing around England to try and figure out where the fuck you went. Though I have an idea. Hehe.
DeleteNo idea where Beta-Me is.
Why would you be looking in England when my blog specifically mentions me leaving England? I'm laughing my ass off over here.
DeleteBecause I don't know WHERE you went. You could be in ANY part of Great Britain... OR anywhere in Europe. I have to find out where you went, and where you WERE is the best place to start LOOKING.
DeleteNot too bright are you?
^_^
DeleteBy all means, quickly scan our glorious home continent of Europe, starter of World Wars everywhere. This beautiful 10,200,000km squared stretch.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
On a serious note... you're not actually out for a random girl's blood just because of a few comments, right? Right?
DeleteI totally fucking am. Also. Don't forget. We know what you look like and we know you just killed a little Hive of our People. Me and Proxy Bob are on the way. I am assuming Iblis too. If I know me that is.
DeleteWHAT?
DeleteHow do you know what I look like? I normally wear a hood these days.
Please please pleeeeease don't kill me.
DeleteOr at least please don't torture me. And spare the sirs!
DeleteWhen is the last time you walked inside a store. Or anywhere near a Camera. Or anyone with a Phone out, with a camera inside it.
DeleteEver hear of Thoughtborn?
Yes, I have.
DeleteOK, humour me.
What do I look like?
(Reference points: "WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?")
What I am trying to find out currently. Brown hair though. Skinny. Tiny. Really, your Ex-KGB Buddies are what I am trying to find.
DeleteMarsellus Wallace? He DOES in fact look like a bitch.
Very good. Yes, I have brown hair, and I am skinny.
DeleteIt's all well when you go after me. But I advise you don't go after the sirs or I WILL SHOVE YOUR PALE AZOTH BOLLOCKS SO FAR DOWN YOUR NECK YOU'LL DO A JUGGLING ROUTINE EVERY TIME YOU COUGH. AND I WILL TAKE YOUR DOG BEHIND A SHED AND I WILL FUCKING SHOOT IT. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG, I WILL GET YOU ONE. THEN I WILL TAKE IT BEHIND A SHED AND I WILL FUCKING SHOOT IT. I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH A TOWEL. A FLUFFY TOWEL. I WILL DECAPITATE YOU WITH A STRAWBERRY. I WILL SHOVE AN AMOEBA UP YOUR ASS. I WILL BLAST YOU INTO SPACE WITH FUCKING NASA. I WILL STRIKE YOU WITH A DEAD SALMON. I WILL REPLACE YOUR DESKTOP BACKGROUND WITH A PICTURE OF NICOLAS CAGE. I WILL START A GAME CALLED '100 WAYS TO KILL MORNINGSTAR'. I WILL THROW YOU TO PIRANHAS AND BEARS. YOU WILL COME TO DREAD IMMORTALITY, YOU ZOMBIE ROT-COCKED FUCK.
ALL OF THIS CAN BE AVOIDED BY STAYING AWAY FROM THE SIRS.
WANKER.
Haha. Joke's on you. My background is already Nicolas Cage.
DeleteAlso. I had a dog, but I ate it. Echo already decapitated me. I don't know what a bollocks is. It sounds icky though. Pirhanas and Bears would most likely be eaten BY Me. And... You know. Miss Annalee couldn't do shit to me. What could YOU possibly do. In all seriousness.
THEN I WILL MAKE IT A PICTURE OF TAYLOR SWIFT.
DeleteAND THAT'S NOT ALL.
I'LL MAKE YOUR HOMEPAGE 4CHAN.
I'LL SET BING AS YOUR DEFAULT SEARCH ENGINE.
AND INTERNET EXPLORER 7 AS YOUR DEFAULT BROWSER.
Sanna, you're wrong about the bollocks part. Think for a second here: it's Morningstar. Enough said on that topic... -- Jack
DeleteOh No. You horrid bitch. What Ever Shall I do to prevent such atrocities.
Delete...
...
Hmmm...
...
OH. I know. I'll just kill you.
Hey Sanna, here's another reason he could know what you look like.
DeleteRemember those older post of yours?
Yeah you have pictures of yourself in those.
Example
OR STAY AWAY FROM THE SIRS.
DeleteI WILL HAPPILY REVERT TO SENTENCE CASE ONCE YOU AGREE TO LEAVE THEM ALONE.
There's also the one picture of you holding a teddy bear... -- Jack
DeleteSHHHHH. GUYS. COME ON. LET HER FIGURE IT OUT ON HER OWN. Would have been hilarious.
DeleteI don't care about them. But you are travelling with them. So find them, and I find you. THEN YOU GO AWAY FOR A WHILE. And don't ever come back.
I forgot about that. Jesus Henrietta Christ, those are really bad photos of me...
DeleteDOESN'T CHANGE A THING!! OK, SO YOU KNOW MY CHEEKBONE STRUCTURE, SO FUCKING WHAT???
WHY BOTHER WITH ME ANYWAY? I'M NOT A THREAT. I JUST OCCASIONALLY TROLL YOUR BLOG.
Just... don't threaten the sirs. I don't like it very much when people do that...
Why bother? Because I CAN. I don't need another reason. Neither of us do.
DeleteThey get in the way. They DIE. They will die MESSY too. Hehehehe. Don't worry. I'll clean it all up...
I am HUNGRY now...
...Luke is touchy. This is good to know.
DeleteAnd this still reads like a Youtube comment section.
It does. Although Reddit might still be more fitting, because they spell correctly and talk about fedoras.
DeleteI just don't like it very much when people threaten the sirs, it gets a bit of a rise out of me. :(
He hasn't showed up yet, BTW. <3 Whatsa matter Morningstar? Having a little trouble finding us?
So hold on a sec, all Redlight wants to do, is simply enslave the world, letting only some people live on it, the one's he chooses, is that right? Cause that sounds like a pretty accurate description of "The New World Order" (The NWO, Brother!). Well then fuck this shit.
ReplyDeleteI'll be honest with you peeps, when I heard that Redlight is planning to do this "Endgame" thingie. I figured that he wanted to destroy the world, in which, of course I would support him, and still did, up until this post when I realized that this is not about the Destruction of this world, but more like Enslaving. In which case, Fuck this shit!
Skywalker...erm...The one with which we agreed to split Spyre's body. I wasn't fully on your side, now I am, in fact, willing to help out at any given moment. No fucking Redshit is going to enslave this world.
If you're going to be busy with killing Ginger, would you be so awfully kind as to quit killing proxies when we have enough on our plate with his network?
DeleteOh Come On Kelly. Don't tell me you never got Big Brother vibes from Redlight. I thought it was pretty clear what his plan was. I am not the saint of subtlety you know. Redlight wants to be GOD. With a Capital G. No point in being God without having Subjects to Lord over. Little playthings.
DeleteI would totally be on his side if his plan was "burn the world." Though, as I keep saying, he has a VERY slim chance of actually managed to take his Godhood, even if he does succeed at the Plan. What will happen INSTEAD is worse. MUCH worse.
You like your wrestling references, don't you?
Delete*wreferences.
Delete@Philly: Oh but of course, NOT! Tuff luck, I'm still coming for you Philly. I can multitask, not a problem for me.
ReplyDelete@Skywalker: Glad we understand each other, you know, I never figured we would work out such a healthy relationship.
@Minxie: Blame the Media, you told me along with many others to get acquainted with the internet, that's what it led me to.
You reintroduced me to Zeromancer's Doctor Online. Je ne regrette rien!
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