Saturday, August 24, 2013

RED ALERT

MARCUS I know you are FUCKING watching this blog, so get your VIRTUAL ASS over here and tell me what the fuck I am looking at.

Red Hoodie. Tall Guy. AMBER FUCKING EYES and STARING UP AT MY WINDOW. AM I HALLUCINATING HERE? HE CAN'T BE OUT. HE FUCKING CAN'T BE, IT IS NOT POSSIBLE. He is supposed to be trapped in the Grove...

SEND ME FUCKING HELP. SEND ANYONE AND EVERYONE, GODDAMMIT. FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. If he GOT OUT, I AM USELESS. I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A THIN MEMBRANE AROUND A MASS OF TAR TO HIM.

SEND SAMAEL. SEND URIEL. RAMAEL, TAHARIEL... ANY OF THEM. FUCK, GET HEYLEL. IT LIKES TO HELP PEOPLE, SO MAKE IT HELP ME! HE CAN FUCKING KILL ME PERMANENTLY!!!!! HELP GODDAMMIT!!!!
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  1. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 10:55 PM

    Man we got 01110100011100100110111101110101011000100110110001100101. Calm yo tits though 0100110101001111010100100100111001001001010011100100011101010011010101000100000101010010, cuz he ain't there no more.

    010001100111010101100011011010110110010101110010001000000110110001101111011011110110101101100101011001000010000001101100011010010110101101100101001000000101001001000101010001000100110001001001010001110100100001010100 though. But he wasn't alone. Saw a 0100010001110101011001000110010100100000011010010110111000100000011000010010000001000111011000010111001101101101011000010111001101101011001000000110000101101110011001000010000001000011011011110110000101110100 with him. Reminded me of the 010001000100010101000001010101000100100000100000010001110100111101000100 but something was 0110111101100110011001100010000001100001011000100110111101110101011101000010000001101000011010010110110100101110

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    1. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 10:56 PM

      MARCUS. Binary and WEIRD SPACES. Speak ENGLISH.

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    2. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 10:57 PM

      Oh Fuck you 010011010110000101101110. Google 011000010010000001100111011011110110010001100100011000010110110101101110 translator or 01110011011011110110110101100101011101000110100001101001011011100110011100101110. Stop 0110001001100101011010010110111001100111 such a 01101100011000010111101001111001001000000110101001100001011000110110101101100001011100110111001100101110

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    3. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 10:57 PM

      MARCUS, LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION HERE!!!!

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    4. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 10:57 PM

      0100001001000001010010000100000101001000010000010100100001000001010010000100000100100001 The Great and mighty 0100110101001111010100100100111001001001010011100100011101010011010101000100000101010010 is 0111011101100101011101000111010001101001011011100110011100100000011010000110100101110011001000000111000001100001011011100111010001110011 isn't he. 0100100001100101011010000010111000100000010001100110100101101110011001010010110000100000011001100110100101101110011001010010000001001001001001110110110001101100001000000111000001110101011101000010000001101001011011100010000001100001001000000110110001101001011101000111010001101100011001010010000001100101011110000111010001110010011000010010000001100101011001100110011001101111011100100111010000100000011101000110111100100000011011010110000101101011011001010010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000111001001100101011000010110010001100001011000100110110001100101001000000110001001111001001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011100000111001001101001011011010110100101110100011010010111011001100101001000000110110101101001011011100110010000101110

      This better? Or do I need to bring out our buddy Microsoft Sam to read it out to ya? Goddamn you Proxies are needy. Anyway Cous, you should probably get out of the spotlight for a while. Big Red is gunning for you, and if he's out... You are in some DEEP shit my friend. Course I got no idea how he coulda got past the Attendants like that, so maybe it ain't him?

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    5. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 10:58 PM

      Who the fuck else COULD IT BE?

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    6. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 10:58 PM

      Some dude in a red hoodie?

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    7. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 10:59 PM

      WITH BRIGHT AMBER EYES?

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    8. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 10:59 PM

      Contacts? Maybe it's a Redlit?

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    9. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 10:59 PM

      Redlight is a VAIN son of a bitch. Would he let a lowly PUPPET wear his beloved Costume?

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    10. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 11:00 PM

      Shit, I don't know man. I never met the guy, so you know him better than me.

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    11. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 11:00 PM

      ... FUCK. HE IS FUCKING GONE. JUST GREAT... GODDAMMIT MARCUS WHERE IS MY BACKUP???

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    12. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 11:00 PM

      You really want me to send some Towerborn your way? Fuck man, that just means more work for ME. You know how hard it is to keep a bunch of Adam Jensens walking around a secret?

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    13. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 11:00 PM

      IF YOU DON'T SEND ME SOMETHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I AM GOING TO FIND YOU, UNPLUG YOU AND DUNK YOU IN ICHOR UNTIL YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "I" OR THE WORD "SELF."

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    14. AnonymousAugust 24, 2013 at 11:01 PM

      Two Clunkers on their way. You could have just said "please," asshole.

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    15. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 11:01 PM

      Please. Asshole.

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  2. CarterAugust 24, 2013 at 11:00 PM

    I could serve as distraction. But, you are an ass...

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    1. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 11:01 PM

      YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE TOO.

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    2. CarterAugust 24, 2013 at 11:03 PM

      I am honored to be put into that category. Has your situation resolved itself?

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    3. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 11:04 PM

      I AM NOT Leaving this GODDAMN Room until the fucking Clunkers get here.

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    4. CarterAugust 24, 2013 at 11:06 PM

      I might as show up. Give you a bit of company. See you in a short bit. And if I see myself, I'll leave immediately.

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    5. MorningstarAugust 24, 2013 at 11:07 PM

      Fine, Fine. I don't care.

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  3. UnknownAugust 24, 2013 at 11:54 PM

    Uh...good luck. You're gonna need it.

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  4. SannaAugust 25, 2013 at 3:46 AM

    I could be a distraction, but I don't want to be. Actually I don't think Redlight would be arsed with torturing me, so never mind.

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  5. LovettAugust 25, 2013 at 8:26 AM

    'Red alert'. Pun intended?

    And since binary is in fashion, I'll put a code in hex. For variety's sake:

    68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 6e 65 76 65 72 64 69 65 6e 65 76 65 72 64 79 69 6e 67 2e 62 6c 6f 67 73 70 6f 74 2e 63 6f 2e 75 6b 2f 32 30 31 33 2f 30 38 2f 72 65 66 6f 72 6d 61 74 74 69 6e 67 2e 68 74 6d 6c 20 50 72 6f 78 79 20 62 6f 62 20 61 6e 64 20 74 68 65 20 61 74 74 65 6e 64 61 6e 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 77 69 74 68 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6d 69 6e 64

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    1. CarterAugust 25, 2013 at 9:06 AM

      Oh, you sly dog. I wonder how that will work out.

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    2. LovettAugust 25, 2013 at 9:09 AM

      Figured it was worth a try.

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    3. SannaAugust 25, 2013 at 9:13 AM

      SSBzZWUgd2hhdCB5b3UgZGlkIHRoZXJlLiBJIHdhbnQgaW4gb24gdGhpcyBjb2RlIHNoaXQuDQoNCkJhc2U2NCwgYml0Y2hlcyE=

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    4. SannaAugust 25, 2013 at 9:15 AM

      QWxzbywgTW9ybmluZ3N0YXIsDQoNCi5kbmltIHJ1b3kgaHRpdyBnbmlrY3VmIHNpIGxlYW1hUw==

      For good measure.

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    5. FractureAugust 26, 2013 at 3:50 AM

      Oh good. Computer gibberish and actual gibberish.

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    6. LovettAugust 26, 2013 at 5:26 AM

      If only you had a computer to translate it...

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    7. SannaAugust 26, 2013 at 8:38 AM

      It's not gibberish. It's Base64, motherfucker.

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    8. AnonymousAugust 26, 2013 at 10:51 AM

      Glad you all are still having fun. ~ C

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  6. FractureAugust 26, 2013 at 3:57 AM

    Grove...

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  7. MedAugust 26, 2013 at 6:36 AM

    *Yellow* eyes?

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  8. KelevraAugust 26, 2013 at 7:44 AM

    Well somebody pissed their pants, no idea what's going on at your side, but it's funny.

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