Holy CRAP I AM MISERABLE.
Winter Solstice is coming up people. Know what that means? BAD SHIT. For you, almost certainly. For the World.... Not so much if we do our job. So here I am with the other... Oh... About 28 or so other guys and girls with the same condition as ME. Not as talkative and SIGNIFICANTLY more melancholy about the whole thing. Why, it is almost as if they are SCARED SHITLESS about becoming a prisoner in their own body. Hahahahahaha. Ugh. That time is coming up quick. Quick, quick, quick. So I have been having a hard time finding the time to... Post and shit.
Basically. We can breathe easy if the Winter Solstice Passes, and Redlight doesn't currently have Dr. Marsh. That will give us an entire YEAR to hunt his ass down and suck the marrow from his bones. Chew is heart out, crack open that warped skull of his and let that diseased brain spill out.... Right so... But. Yeah... Um... This probably means they are going to be throwing EVERYTHING at us. Should be a fun time, except they will likely outnumber us. And if they sneak Dr. Marsh away... We have a major problem on our hands.
Have you ever watched Paint Dry? I HAVE. I DID IT FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT THE OTHER DAY. My GOD THIS IS BORING.
"Stay at your post, Morningstar." "Do not move from this spot, Morningstar." "Eat anyone that tries to come through here, Morningstar"
Yeah. All ZERO FUCKING PEOPLE. CHRIST. AGH.
AND THAT HAS BEEN MY WEEK. No. Fuck. NEARLY A MONTH NOW. Nearly a Month without me KILLING ANYTHING. Nearly a Month spent NOT KILLING THAT STUPID OLD FUCKER WHO BLASTED BOTH ME AND OUR BEST SHOT AT KILLING REDLIGHT IN THE HEAD. This sucks. And fuck you all for not SUFFERING LIKE I AM. Especially Jack.
Well FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK. I haven't fucking forgotten. I hope you're bored out of your fucking skull. Why not just get the Attendants to teleport edible people to you?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA. That's rich. Really. "Tell" the ATTENDANTS to do something. Oh Sanna. You so funny.
DeleteDo you know what happens when I ask them shit? No. Even better. Do you know what happens on an Off Day for one of them, and the thought of my mere EXISTENCE crosses their mind? I certainly don't. THEY WIPE MY MEMORY EVERY TIME. My body remembers though...
Yeah, I would too if I had a servant that bitched as much as you.
DeleteI'm detecting a note of irritation. Do you want to talk about your feelings?
ReplyDeleteAre you my therapist now? Do I get to lay on the comfy leather couch and everything?
DeleteYeah, why not.
DeleteSo, is there anything you want to talk about?
Well... Mommy and Daddy Issues, uh... Being Dead... Being Undead... Being constantly hungry... Being Mind Wiped on a regular basis... Take your pick.
DeleteGo back to the beginning, then. What was your first memory? Mine was my stepdad hitting my head with a almost full tin of Egyptian Cotton paint. Now your turn.
DeleteHuh.... First Memory... Maybe... I think... A Hospital Bed. My... Ribs were broken I believe. Dad told them it was some sort of an accident. Maybe I fell? I cannot remember really what they were talking about. All I know... Is that it was less an accident on my part, on more on his. Or was it hers? It all kind of runs together after a while...
DeleteMy step dad used to tell them it was an accident too. How's that for common ground. Except it was a broken wrist. It was kind of an accident, kind of not. I know what you mean.
DeleteAh... Eventually they had to stop taking me. Couldn't let me just DIE for some reason. But they were more than happy to let me heal up on my own. Hospital began to ask questions, plus it costed a lot of money.
DeleteWould you have preferred to die?
DeleteYou don't have to answer if you don't want to. But it bears thinking about, doesn't it?
DeleteStar I think your mam and dad were bad people. My mam and stepdad were good people who raised me well. So I know the difference between good people parenting and bad people parenting. And yours were bad parents and they were abusing you.
DeleteI just killed my parents off...
DeleteJust thought that was a valuable input.
Me too Kelly. Cathartic, isn't it?
DeleteAnd, no Lovett. It doesn't bear thinking about. At all.
You mean you don't want to consider what you felt, howand why you've changed? Seems like you've come pretty far, but is turning your back on the past such a good idea?
DeleteNot suffering? I've been having to deal with the blow-back from a few of my deals that have gone awry. It's terrible!
ReplyDeleteAhhh...comic relief. Just what I needed. I guess I owe you thanks for cheering me up.
ReplyDeleteEh. Boredom won't kill you.
Oh Morningstar, the thought of you being in this situation puts a huge smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteHEY. Go Fuck yourself.
DeleteIf the stakes are so high, wouldn't it be safer to simply kill Doctor Marsh?
ReplyDeleteLord Kitty, Shush. Let him take the hard way.
DeleteTo avoid giving a LONG and DETAILED explanation, it would be completely pointless. Jack. You should know better. YOU GAVE REDLIGHT THE KEY TO THE EMPTY CITY FOR THIS EXPRESS REASON.
DeleteDr. Marsh is a Special Kind of Person that we need alive, if only because killing him would just make us have to track down the NEXT guy/girl in line to be the sacrifice. We need to make sure WE sacrifice him and not Redlight.
Am I not allowed to feign ignorance every now and then? Wow, you love ruining my fun. Always bringing up the past.
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