Monday, July 29, 2013

Now

So, now that the recap is done and over with. You all know who I am and what I have done. Can't stand confusion about me. Absolutely pisses me off. I am after all an open book. What you see is what you get... Although what you see tends to be covered in blood and stray organs most of the time, and what you get, tends to be either something heavy and comedic crushing your skull, a knife to the throat and or a LONG session in my Room of Sunshine, Rainbows and Kittens.

Speaking of Kittens, Lets have a chat about the old Proxy Organization. Now, I used to be wedged straight into that hell of Paper Work and reports and blah, blah blah. Then Redlight's Morningstar (Morninglight? Redstar?) came and killed off majority of the Higher ups and caused a MASSIVE split in the organization. Now it is... Fractured. Hehehehehe.

The Organization's Fragments are lead by such individuals as Lord Guardian Cuddles the Kitten, Fracture to his friends. Of course he doesn't control ALL of the Organization. Again, it was split up into a a dozen or so smaller Factions who are in something of an alliance with each other. This is Good. We don't need Higher ups issuing COMMANDS like they are our actual bosses. They hand out weapons, keep us out of prison, and apparently hold contests for Fabulous Prizes, if Lord Guardian Cuddles is any indication. Now, I bring this up because I want everyone to know... If any of you, half baked Cult Leaders, would be Tinpot Dictators, or Washed up Army Men DARE to try and give me orders, I will KILL you and your friends and your close allies. It will repeat performance of Morninglight/Redstar's massacre. Just on a smaller scale, and I can't die. Comprende? That includes you Author. You are not above this.

So as the comments in the last post so CLEVERLY figured out from the SUBTLE hints being thrown around everywhere from old Doc Marsh's Blog to Miss Annalee's blog... We have a major problem with ANOTHER less pleasant old friend coming back from the land of the dead. Now I know what you are thinking. "Oh Morningstar, you sort of came back once already and you were put down. We can do the same to Redlight, can't we?" Well my unrealistically optimistic and destined to be brainwashed by a megalomaniac with delusions of Godhood Friend. No. No you can't. See, here is the problem. I keep coming back due to an outside source. Redlight himself, now the Attendants. Redlight however is coming back through his own Power and Backup Plans.

Without going into DETAILS... End of the World if he accomplishes what he is trying to do. So you want to be rooting for MY side this time kiddies. And if you see Proxies wearing a lot of Red, tell me. Tell ANY Non-Red wearing Proxy. Official Proxy dress code for now people. NO RED. If I see ANY of you wearing Red, I will assume the worst. You all should KNOW how he likes to mark people his.

Also. NO ONE BUG ME ABOUT "Oh Morningstar, please help! Arkady/Incognito/Miss Annalee/Whoever is killing all our dudes. Please get your immortal ass over here and SAVE US." It is not my problem. Sort it out yourselves, I am busy with more important things like tormenting people and looking for Redlight and Redlight related Activities. Unless you have a VERY Good Reason for me to come anywhere near you, do NOT ask.

On a related note. Crimson Knights. If you don't know what they, are... Good. If you do... Watch them VERY closely, because something terrible is on the horizon.

Tomorrow I get to play meet and greet with a group of Maenads who SHOULD be able to provide information on one of Redlight's new BFFs. I don't expect there to be... Too much Bloodshed. Hehehehe. But one can hope.

30 comments:

  1. Have you not expressed a desire to end the world as well?

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    1. I have expressed a desire to kill all you miserable sacks of meat by incredibly gory means. So. Sort of, I suppose. Redlight however is trying to pull off something very NOT GOOD.

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    2. So you do not like Redlight playing in your sandpit? For someone with such an ill-fated background, you certainly behave as if you were overindulged as a child.

      I recommend aromatherapy. I find the smell of gunpowder particularly soothing.

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    3. No. I don't want to be a Redlit Mind Slave of his, worshiping his every move, thought and word. I don't want to be building Temples to his Magnificence to fuel his already MASSIVE EGO. And this is the BEST Case Scenario if he comes back.

      The Worst case Scenario is Very Not Good. Very, Very, Very Not Good.

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  2. Wait. Redlight's back? How long does it take for you all to take a hint? -- Jack

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    1. Death cannot impede a God.

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    2. Excuse me sir/miss, if you don't mind me asking since you seem knowledgeable, how is Redlight a god?

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    3. Morgy-Poo is that you? Or one of your buddies?

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  3. I'm going to regret asking this but what is your "Room of Sunshine, Rainbows and Kittens"?

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    1. You'd show me around a proxy place of interest? You are SO much nicer than Fracture. He won't show me anything.

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    2. Well you know how Cats are. Mean. Selfish. Think they own everything. It's just the way they are. But YES. Come and see, come and see it.

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    3. Oh, OK. Would I need to bring anything?

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    4. Nope. Just yourself and whatever you feel like bringing.

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    5. Yay, an educational tour!

      Is it safe?

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    6. Safe as can BE. I am big on safety you know. No nasty accidents here.

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    7. OK. I won't touch anything, I promise!

      But what is in that room? What should I expect?

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    8. RAINBOWS. More COLORS than you have EVER SEEN.

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  4. What if my white clothes get stained with blood? Does that count as wearing red?

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    1. No. Red CLOTHES count. Red Jewelry. Etc.

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    2. Oohh! If we paint Redlight black and put white dots on top of the black can we call him Nightlight?

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  5. ...But I like my red sweater.

    In all seriousness, I will be rooting for you and Redlight to kill EACH OTHER.

    Sorta like a duel to the death, or something.

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    1. Do I look suicidal? I am here to STOP Redlight from coming back, not FIGHT him. That is WAY above my pay grade. And yours. And everyone's really.

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    2. Truthfully?

      Yes, you do seem like the suicidal type.

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  6. Red never was my color. I went through a phase once, but it was pretty tragic.

    Actually, a previous poster brought up an interesting point about Proxy priorities. I guess some people have problems with someone who lives in the realm of Not Good is worried about someone else.

    Though really, if you're calling it Not Good, things are most certainly not a picnic.

    Do you think we need a Giant Scale of Evil? Put people on a grading scale from Redlight to.... someone super good. Do you know anybody? Wow, the world got gray pretty fast.

    This is a long comment.

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    1. On the Scale of Super Good to Super Evil, Redlight's plan BREAKS The scale on the side of Super Evil.

      Let me put it to you like this. If he wins, the World Dies. We ALL die and go NOWHERE.

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    2. Konaa is obviously the 'someone super good'

      ~

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  7. Oh dear. Not good indeed. Ditching my coat now

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  8. ... Maybe I should come out and take a closer look at what's going on.

    ~

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