Sunday, September 22, 2013

David Banks is a Fucking Asshole

Stupid, annoying FUCKER. But at least now he knows the truth. A little quality time with Screamer and everything has been cleared right up. Heheheheheh. Maybe now we can focus on our WORK instead of trying to kill each other. Who knows. Maybe Banks will come in handy sometime. The Man's got some... Useful skills, as Redlight knows.

A few new developments my dear friends. Good and Bad. We'll start with the Bad.

When Dear Old David kidnapped Sam, I tried calling in MARCUS for help. A refresher. MARCUS is a Thoughtborn. He can manifest himself in basically ANYTHING electronic, be it a Computer or a Jackhammer. He was supposed to be the Manufactured Newborn's contribution to this ongoing Crisis. BUT NOW WE CAN'T FUCKING FIND HIM. It is extremely bothersome... Not to mention worrisome, given Redlight's new strategy of indoctrinating the shit out of notable Cultists... I am hoping we get an update from MARCUS soon, because if he has been Redlit... We have a Serious Problem on our hands. 

The Good News is that we found the location of Papa Legba, The Redlit Apostle. Turns out he is the Leader of a Group of Pirates that work between West Africa and the Caribbean. Our informant happens to be the Apostle Xiuhtecuhtli, who shall be henceforth known as "Apostle X" because CHRIST is that name hard to spell. Apostle X tells me that Legba works off of a Pirate "Mother Ship," which keeps him mobile. 

Now, I know there are some young'uns reading this. Modern Pirates AREN'T like Blackbeard or Jack Sparrow. No. They don't use Big Galleons or have Codes of Honor. They tend to use Small... Skiffs that harass larger and more vulnerable target ships with machine gun fire or rocket launchers. In this particular case, the Skiffs deliver any loot to the Mother Ship. Therein lies an opportunity. 

Nightscream, Myself and a small strike team will hijack one of the Pirate Skiffs and board the Mother Ship with it. Once on board, I will soak up any gunfire and give the others some breathing room to pick off the pirates one by one. I hear they aren't actually Timberwolves. Just Pirate Norms. Good place for a valuable Apostle to hide. But there is no hiding from us. Heheheh. I hope we catch another member of the Legion of Doom while we are there. Need to start actually DAMAGING Redlight's Power base, as opposed to just making them run away.

Oh. One other thing that I found curious. Papa Legba is a Haitian Bokor. Do you know what that means kids?

I tried dabbling in their specialty once. Didn't work... Actually I need to go find that Grave. Poor Fucker is probably still buried there.... Dead by now, but that is kind of the point isn't it? HAHAHAHA. 

13 comments:

  1. A bokor. They do many things, but I suppose what you want us to take from this is that he practices necromancy and raises zombies.

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    1. Well Done Sanna. Remind me to sew a Gold Star into your chest next time I see you.

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    2. Take your gold star and stick it up your fucking knob hole

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    3. And what do you mean, "next time"???????!!!??? THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY

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    4. Oh but Sanna dear, it IS funny.

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    5. Get your head out of Morningstar's lap and you'll see that it fucking isn't.

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    6. Hahaha. That, was a good zinger.

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  2. Bokor. Haitian voodoo. A word that causes gasps and inhaled breath, though most people don't know why. It must be hard, to be known for one thing. One tiny thing that mostly doesn't matter. Bokors deal in essence, in allowing it in. Sometimes they can drag it around, force it somewhere it doesn't belong. Change it, twist it. But that is so small. so insignificant. Also not the real problem. Zombies are human. the things allowed to dwell inside a Bokor are not. power dwells in the center, yet focus is always drawn to the outside. To the dead shells.

    That's life, I suppose.

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    1. I hate Anonymous knows-it-alls.

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    2. Which one is the problem, the anonymous or the know it all?

      They call me Jackal.

      And there is knowing one thing and knowing everything. Quite a difference. I know nothing about frogs, or patterns of lightning, or you for that matter. but if someone knows something, to keep it hidden is a crime. I don't keep secrets.

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  3. 'dabbling' Have you considered trying it again? ~ C

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  4. If Redlight is finding ways to take over notable proxies, shouldn't we be worried about you?

    You keep eat its azoth and the azoth of its cohorts. You don't think this highly predictable behavior pattern is gonna prove troublesome?

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