Ah... Sorry for taking a day off from you lovely people. But I just had to have some... Me Time. Well. Me. Proxy Bob, and a Children's Hospital. That runner's kid was there so we decided to... Well... HAHAHA. Ah... Good Times. Proxy Bob is really growing up you know? He has become the Kato to my Green Hornet. Who would have thought it?
Anyway. On our way to LA. Have to travel slow... My... Pale, very creepy buddies aren't the fastest travelers. Not terribly chatty either. Well. With me. And Proxy Bob. But they seem to LOVE chattering amongst themselves. Sounds like a symphony of mandibles clicking together back there. Except they don't move their mouths or... Anything when making those noises. And why are they all BALD? I understand the identical, creepy, grandpa fedoras and grandma gowns and... The Albinism. But why Bald? Bald people are... Scary. I don't like them.
But yeah, on our way to purify LA. I got time to kill and mobile Wi-Fi. So. I decided to look around at what everyone is up to. You guys are boring. Also I keep seeing people throw around this word. "Seeker." I think Sanna threw the word at me in the comments a while back, as if I knew what the fuck a Seeker was. I know it was... A thing in The Dark is Rising Books. I think. It's been about 12 years since I read that book. But... I guess it is a Proxy thing? It seems to be talked about by mostly EuroProxies. I think. So... Wanna fill me in? ProxyCorp Euro doesn't really tell me stuff anymore. Since other me killed off some of their Highers. Hehehehe. HAHAHA. Go Me.
Also saw some stupidity about The Rake being dead. Ha. HAHAHAHAHA. Ha. Ha. No.
All my other favorites have been REAL quiet or real uneventful. Come on guys. It is a LONG drive and I am BORED. So BORED. Might have to get Driver Pale Man to start speeding so we can catch a highway patrol or two. Something to snack on for the ride. Also need to whip up some more alkahest. Proxy Bob is getting... Hehehehe. Alchemy is at the heart of all this, you know? Double, double, toil and trouble. HAHAHAHAHA. And you know what the best part is? Alkahest. I just slipped this little sentence in for the Legion of Doom's pleasure. Cause it's going to drive them NUTS figuring out if I am serious or not! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Come on guys. He is RIGHT HERE. Come and get him. Come on. Come on. COME ON.
And if they do come on? They won't find him, cause I am a BIG FAT LIAR. But I am also clever. Alkahest is hard to whip up, but SO WORTH IT to draw you fuckers out. So you guys come rushing me and I take at least one of you down with me and you guys leave with NOTHING. Hehehehe. This is how the game works friends. You guys HAD to know I was going to do this. So am I lying, or is this a trap? Hehehehehehe.
Also guys. COMMENT. Even you Morgan. I miss your rapier wit. How easily confused you are with big words and your FREQUENT grammar errors. Come on buddy! How about any of you other clowns? Piper dude? Old Man? Come on Old Man! YOU have to at least have SOMETHING to say. Queenie? Anyone? No? Fine. As long as it isn't Rhodes. He is a douche.