HAHA. Outpredicted once again. Well. Maybe not, but Redlight sure couldn't stop what we KNEW was gonna happen. See. There is a reason I am being all public with my movements. Anyone Redlight has his tendrils in is hardwired to stay the fuck away from me. Hehehehe. So if they find out I am on my way to LA division HQ... Guess what happens. They get out.
Of course, since I made it fairly clear I am going to be KILLING a lot of Proxies there, I am sure one or two innocent Proxies ran off. Such a shame. Truly. HAHAHAHAHA. Good news is, I have a list of all the Proxies that ran off, and well... My Pale friends are stalking the city streets at night. I expect we'll have this problem contained within the week.
MEANWHILE, let me just take a moment to express my utter disappointment in you all. I am dropping hints LEFT AND RIGHT and not one of you has bothered to ask. I'm offended. I really am. I am sure he is too. Hehehe. Court isn't taking the bait just yet though. I wonder what the plan is... Oh well.
Been feeling kind of melancholy lately. I have no idea why. Just this icky, dark feeling inside. I tried to make myself feel better by torturing a highway patrol officer. Nothing terribly spectacular. Small pully system, lots of meat hooks on chains. Ripped him apart piece by piece. Normally it would be hilarious, but it was kind of... Boring. Dull. Dull, dull, dull. Probably because I have done it before once or twice. Really, if you've seen it once, you've seen it every time. Honestly? It is getting more fun to just straight up eat people. To my MIND that doesn't sound quite right. Which... Would imply something might be wrong with me, actually.
Huh. No matter.
Short post too... Might hold off on posting it until we get an update from The Pale Men.
FUCK FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK ASS FUCK
I AM PISSED. Morgan Sturn is running around LA. Normally this would not be an issue but he... He found a way to hurt me. NOW DON'T WORRY. I am currently fine. Rattled. But fine. Sir Rapesalot will need to do a LOT better than... What he did. Don't need YOU guys finding out what he did. Can't have this be common knowledge or risk it becoming common place. In fact. May need to pay dear old Dad a visit for a tune up.
Some Good news though. It doesn't work on the Pale Men yet. Thank Father. They had to bail me out, and Morgan and his three masked buddies ran like cowards. Red Hood Mask Guy was laughing like an idiot the entire time. I dub him Chuckles from now on and will CHISEL IT ON HIS GRAVE STONE.
So. Team. If anyone knows ANYTHING about Morgan's little accomplices. Tell me, ASAP. All I know is that one was wearing a Red Hooded Robe. With a White Mask. A bit... Over dramatic if you ask me, but DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE this guy. He kind of kicked my ass in a weird way... Really it was almost like he knew how I fight. Well. How I used to fight, and how I had to switch to fighting once I found out they can friggen hurt me. The Second was wearing Black Hooded Robes with a White Mask. Again. Don't underestimate. The Third guy didn't do any fighting. He just kind of watched. He had a grinning silver mask with, again, Robes. No Hood. Black Robes.
Of course. Given that LOADS of people involved in this mess LOVE Hoods and Masks... This isn't narrowing it down much. Still want to know who they were, because none of them looked like a "Fire Witch" to me, and she is the only member of The Court whose appearance I don't know.
... This is a terrible fucking day. You know that? So here is what I am going to do. I am going to sit here and lick my wounds. And sulk. And troll blogs. Because I am angry and I have NO ONE and NOTHING to take it out on right now. So please. Give me some trolling fodder.