Now then. On to Business. We have titled Redlight's little Club "The Court" because, hell, that seems to be what they want to be. The court is made up of Eight Members and One Kind of Sort of Member. Each have been given Titles to use in place of their actual names. They are as follows.
The Crimson King.
Real Name: That's Complicated.
Previous Affiliation: Proxies.
Eye Color: Amber
Hair Color: Still Complicated
You know him, you hate him, you wish he would stay dead... It's not me, shut up... REDLIGHT. Once the Biggest and Baddest of the Proxies, now a Psychotic Shadow of his former self, driven mad by... Now that would be telling Morningstar, shame on you... Known to be charismatic, cruel, megalomaniacal and a trashy dresser. That Hoodie of his must smell like the inside of a Chinese sweat shop. Despite all this, he is also very, very, very intelligent. Smarter than Me that is for sure and certainly smarter than YOU. Yes You Reader. Bad news is, he could also BE you reader and you won't even know it. He can assume direct control over anyone in his Network, and he likes to mark them by having them wear Red. Usually not TOO much Red, but there is always something and it is always visible. The Other Me that Spencelight brought back wore a Red Ring to show off what he was. So watch for Red people. It is the color of things worse than death. And more delicious, in the case of bloody, salty meat.
The Black Queen
Real Name: We Don't Know.
Previous Affiliation: We are Trying to Find Out for certain, but we have an idea.
Height: I dunno
Eye Color: Clueless
Hair Color: "Dark"
Based on Old Doc Marsh's Firsthand account, The Black Queen might be the Second in Command. Maybe. Possibly. Morgan definitely answers to her, but that isn't saying much because anyone with a brain would put Morgy-Poo low on the Totem Pole. Otherwise, can't really say much about her. Seems to be something of a cunt.
The Yellow Jester
Real Name: We have a Pretty Good Idea
Previous Affiliation: Also a Pretty Good Idea
Eye Color: No One Knows, if the theory is right.
Hair Color: See Above
We are about 80% positive we know who this guy is. We just don't know WHY he would work with REDLIGHT of all people. If we are right, they are probably in the same playing field power and smarts wise. So it makes one wonder. If he IS who we think he is, and he IS really on Redlight's Team, we are in DEEP SHIT. The Guy is much scarier than I am, and I do NOT want to be anywhere near him.
The Purple Piper
Real Name: Francesco Porreca
Previous Affiliation: Maenads
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
See here for details. And here. AND here. Someone we actually information on. It's a miracle. Creepy weirdo if you ask me. Well. He SOUNDS Creepy. Never actually met him before. Seems to think Redlight is a God. How VERY wrong he is. The Devil is closer. Think Dante's Lucifer. Smelly, Insane, Monstrous, and most importantly, TRAPPED.
Real Name: Now That Would Be Telling wouldn't it?
Previous Affiliation: Scribes
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Gray (Formerly Brown)
Proxy Bob has a history with this guy. He is VERY dangerous. Formerly known as Scribe Nu. Not the paragon of sanity or anything, but he is VERY clever. Knows his history well, especially the History of Eden and what is in there. He ran off with "Enoch's" Odyssey as we call it. Really, the entire Redlight situation as it stands is his fault. Redlight wouldn't have known shit about Eden if Scribe Nu didn't SHOW HIM what was in that Journal. Me myself? Old Valtiel, The Attendant, was able to SHOW me. Well. Most of it. Some of it was a bit too Mind shattering. Would have probably had me end up like Doc Marsh in his last days. Heh. Bottom line is, when we find this guy we will END HIM for causing this fucking mess.
The Pattern Juggler
Real Name: It's Fucking Rhodes
Previous Affiliation: Probably Not "Previous" if I know him, but it would be Proxies
Height: He is a douchebag.
Eye Color: DOUCHE. BAG.
Hair Color: Douchey and Red.
He is a Douche. Want his history? Here. And Here. He has NEVER worked for ANYONE. So I doubt he is REALLY working for Redlight here. He was identified by Echo as a member though, so we'll have to chat with him sometime soon. Much as I REALLY don't want to, as I would love NOTHING more than to break his DOUCHY neck. Douchebag.
Real Name: Morgan Sturn
Previous Affiliation: Timberwolves
Eye Color: Dark Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
MORGY-POO IT'S YOUR TURN. Honestly, I don't know why Redlight recruited this guy. He is a thug with delusions of being a Holy Knight. And Redlight is his GOD. HA. Can you believe it? Carries a friggen Claymore around and expects to KILL SHIT with it. He is such a fucking idiot. I refuse to believe he is anything other than the Errand Boy of the Court. He was certainly nothing more than a Getaway driver for Doc Marsh. When Echo got away, Morgan was the one who got to play fetch. So, he is less a Gardener than he is a Dog. Hmmm. Hey. He wears a lot of Blue, so I dub him... The Azure Hound. NO. The Cerulean Mutt. NO. WAIT. I HAVE IT. The Blue Puppy. Yes. That fits him SO much better. He even has these big watery Puppy Dog Eyes. That he no doubt uses to confuse his Rape Victims. DID I MENTION HE IS A SERIAL RAPIST. BECAUSE HE IS. And it's VERY icky for MULTIPLE reasons. Can't wait to finally put this dumb dog down.
The Keeper of the City's Keys
Real Name: No Idea. He Might not have one. We just call him Jack.
Height: Last I checked it was... 5'11"ish?
Eye Color: Complicated. Again.
Hair Color: Ehhh....
A moderately reliable source told us of this guy's involvement with Redlight's Court. The source was, well, himself. He does not answer to Redlight, just as he doesn't really answer to anyone. The Attendants don't like him, and neither do I. He makes my Azoth feel weird and sick. Probably not human either. Though if he isn't human and he isn't like what Father is and he isn't an Attendant... I have no idea what he is. What Redlight wants with him is NOT a mystery however. It's in the name he gave him, you see. The Keeper of the City's Keys. Jack the Red Right Hand, Jack the Knife, Jack of the Lantern, Spring-Heeled Jack, Jack the Knave, Jack of Fables, Jack of Fear, Jack the Doorman, Jack of Jill... Jack of All. Really.
The Fire Witch
Real Name: No Idea
Previous Affiliation: *shrugs*
Height: Somewhere in the Middle of Giant and Tiny? Maybe?
Eye Color: Probably some White in there somewhere?
Hair Color: No Clue.
Her existence was noted as a freebie from Jack. He didn't tell us more, only that she was important to the overall plan. He offered to tell us more for a Price... But we were unwilling to pay what he was asking. So I am told. I was only there as security. She didn't seem to be present for Doc Marsh's little visit and none of the other members of the Legion of Doom have so much as mentioned her. Jack is not know for straight up lying like this, so we'll assume he is telling the truth. Can't say much else, sadly.
So THERE WE ARE. All known Members of the Court. Top of my Hit List, minus Jack and Rhodes (Sadly). If you see any of these individuals, please please please PLEASE call your nearest Proxy Hive. Or Cultist Camp. The Maenads, Apostles, Scribes, Dolls and Oathbreakers ALL want them dead too. We are offering FABULOUS PRIZES in exchange for information or corpses. Come Oooooon. Any Takers? Anyone curious?