Sunday, August 11, 2013

Sleep

MAN oh Man. I think I slept for almost an entire DAY. You know have NO idea how refreshed I feel right now. Granted, I am not sure WHY I went to sleep, because...Well. I haven't slept in Months, really. But still. I REALLY forgot how good sleep felt. Like falling asleep on a fluffy cloud. I wonder if I dreamed anything? Can something like me dream? I Guess so considering ARKADY STILL HASN'T GIVEN ME MY MUCH DESERVED, MUCH AGREED UPON BICYCLE! Seriously. Fuck that Guy. Getting my hopes up like that. What an asshole.

In other news, my wounds are COMPLETELY healed. Not even a scar. Good. Very Good. Don't need to get called Emo by people due to my Semi-Self Inflicted Sword wounds. Hehehehe. As I recall, he got off worse though. So I call this a win.

You know what I haven't eaten in a while? Eggs. I LOVE Eggs. Scrambled Eggs especially. Just like Mother used to make and dump in the trash for me to go after. Once I learned they tasted better warm, they quickly became one of my favorite foods. I like it with cheese though. And Bacon. I want Bacon. Mmmmm. The World's most perfect food.

BUT RIGHT, BUSINESS AND DUTY CALLS AND SHIT. Woke up and checked my Phone. Saw a friggen a Virtual face staring at me. I proceeded to toss the phone at the wall, while I realized I really shouldn't be freaked out over this. It was just MARCUS. He seemed kind of pissed that I threw him at a wall. Understandable I guess. I don't like being thrown at walls either. Then again, I don't have a skull. Neither does MARCUS. I decided to test how much a skull could take once. I had this Baby with me. Mommy and Daddy died after we herded them to Father. But the Baby remained. So I decided... Lets see how much this thing's skull can take. So I went to Wal-Mart and got this wiffle bat. Then I began BEATING THE SHIT out of the thing's head with the wiffle bat. In my previous life, I was a fairly strong guy, so the bat broke the Baby's head wide open pretty quickly. Took about.... Six Minutes.

But yeah. We have a... Lead of sorts on the Doomsday Syringes. GUESS WHO? The Cloaked Clowns, The Beaked Freaks, Men and Women who the likes of Dr. Mindbender and Dr. Drakken shake their heads at sadly.... The OATHBREAKERS. We really hate these guys. Now I want you to imagine CHAOS. Disorder. Now imagine it being INCREDIBLY BORING. That is what the Oathbreakers serve. Their Plague Doctor. More or less the inferior, predictable, highly chaotic counterpart to Father dearest. The Plague Doctor is as aggressive as Father is passive. It kills you quickly as Father draws it out longer and longer. The Plague Doctor attacks your body, as Father attacks your mind. So naturally, Proxies and Oathbreakers don't get along.

Don't get me wrong. When the going gets tough, we CAN coexist. A team of Proxies and Oathbreakers working closely together might suffer from... Disappearances from the Oathbreaker side, and the Proxies probably start ending up with mysterious cut wounds that manifested in the middle of the night.

Did I mention these guys weaponize disease? Because they do. The worst ones tend to have these walking incubators running around their pits. The Afflicted. Just being breathed on by these things will give you half the known diseases of Africa. Including ones not known.

Now. There are two scenarios that can play out here. One. We kick down the Oathbreakers doors, kill them all, dance merrily in their entrails, and grab the syringes. OR. They moved syringes and we will have to go somewhere VERY unpleasant.

Actually. Speaking of "We", it is actually "I" right now. Proxy Bob got called away for some reason. I smell shenanigans and horrible scheming. My favorite kind, actually.

So. I have to ask. How IS everybody this fine day? Anybody die over night? That would be funny. Kelly! Any Good Kills lately? Sanna! Have you killed enough people to qualify as a Mass Murderer yet? PHILLY BOY! Still being so unenthusiastic about your job? JACK! Still crying over Carter's grave? Oh MAN I was laughing so hard at that. SEEKER PEOPLE! If you are seekers, what are you seeking? LORD GUARDIAN CUDDLES! Want a yarn ball? "Azrael"! Rape anyone I know lately? Anonymous Commenter who signs off with "~"! Who the fuck are you again? MISS ANNIE! You probably aren't reading this, you Proxy-racist BITCH, I'll be back to finish our dance sometime later, I PROMISE you. HAHAHAHA. JP/V'GER! Can't wait til The Enterprise's Crew takes you down, until then do continue to fail miserably at keeping Meddy alive. It's going to be HILARIOUS to see our Generation's Sage DIE to early. Hehehehehe. What a pathetic excuse for a Sage you are Meddy.

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  1. Uh, well. A mass murderer is someone who kills several people in a short amount of time, as in the same day. "Several" is any number over three or thereabouts. So the answer is "Not yet".

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    1. Not Yet indeed. You Psychopath.

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    2. Well, I didn't want to speak too soon, you never know precisely what will come out the shitpipe and when it will come. You only know it'll be very shitty.

      Being called "psychopath" a lot lately... should I be taking that as a compliment, insult, or truth?

      And hell yeah, I grow fast. In January I will be... SEVENTEEN!

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    3. Well at least you accept it. Can't wait to see how far down the slippery slope you go. Hehehehe. Sooner or later, you will be just like Me.

      Doesn't that sound like fun?

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    4. No. I don't want to eat human flesh. I am very squeamish, and I don't like much meat. In fact I don't like any meat, except chicken and bacon.

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    5. And a year ago, you weren't a Multiple Murderer. Just because something is, does not mean it always shall be. Heheheheheh.

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    6. But eating human flesh is a waste of time. Might as well just shoot and get the fuck out of there before anyone knows what the fuck.

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    7. Oh you say that NOW. They all say that at first. Of course it might not be Cannibalism. As much as it BREAKS my heart to say this Sanna, I think you are closer to dear Kelly than me. He might be more of an influence on you and your murderous tendencies.

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    8. "My first time was with a corpse" I don't want to be saying that. That is just gross. Besides... I have like a secular celibacy oath thing.

      I've made it pretty clear to him how I regard necrophilia, say no more.

      But Star, let's not assume we all fit into cookie-cutter Morningstar and Kelevra templates. Psycho Sanna wouldn't be like Morningstar or Kelevra. Psycho Sanna would be like Sanna. So paint a picture for me, of what you really think psycho me would be like.

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    9. Butcher a few more people. Or. Proxies. Whatever you call them to help you sleep at night. Then I'll tell you.

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    10. They are proxies and people. If my sleeping patterns aren't disrupted by murder, they sure as shit won't be disrupted by choice of terminology.

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    11. Ah. It warms my heart to hear you say that. Have to wonder exactly why we aren't planning on recruiting you.

      Maybe we are. You would fit in REALLY well.

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    12. If you think I would serve a child-eating entity whose servants slaughtered my family and fed my brother to said entity, you have lost your fucking cake.

      The answer is always going to be NO. I don't give two jolly old shits about how well I would fit in. I'm not bending over for proxies, especially not bending over for the batshit mad ones.

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    13. Sounds to me like we did you a favor.

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    14. You fucking WHAT? Fuck no you fucking did not! What the fuck make you fucking think that?

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    15. Oh my. What do we have here. Sore spot?

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    16. I don't give a fuck. I just find it unfathomable that you think you did me a favour.

      I have sore spots of course, keep trying.

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    17. I find it unfathomable that you are implying you think it wasn't a favor. I mean. Can you honestly say you miss them?

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    18. Yes, I can. They weren't perfect, but they were loving, and they didn't think I was the devil incarnate. I was sort of avoided for different, more rational reasons.

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    19. Oh. There is never a rational reason for these sort of things. Don't tell me you have convinced yourself otherwise. It might evoke pity from me.

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    20. What? It was rational. Well, it made sense to me, at least when I was old enough to understand.

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    21. It made sense because you wanted it to. There has to be some reason they avoided you after all. Not just, natural distaste for you. Lack of Love.

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    22. You'll have to believe me when I say there is a reason for it.

      A normal, perfectly human, non-supernatural one that couldn't be helped. At least I don't think it could.

      Natural distaste is one way of putting it, but that makes it sound like they had no reason for avoiding me other than some malfunction in me. Which isn't true. It's simply the circumstances under which I was born into.

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    23. Oh, to say, it was BECAUSE of those circumstances, that I was taboo. It wasn't random selection.

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    24. I was taboo because I took over the idiots life :D

      -Veigar

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    25. I was taboo because my mum fucked someone outside marriage and so I was a relic of when the family was almost torn apart. :D

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    26. Sanna, you're family wasn't worth anything and their death was nothing.

      All life bears equal weight.

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    27. Am I allowed to feel upset that the people kind enough to me food and shelter died?

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    28. Not really, no. We all had families. Many of us had siblings. Some even took care of us.

      No life is worth more than another's.

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    29. I feel like we are having two very different conversations here.

      Morningstar is saying I should feel grateful, and I'm saying I shouldn't.

      The value of life, or lack thereof, didn't come into it. Have you been taking philosophy classes from Arkady?

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    30. Your value of life is everything behind why I am saying these things..

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    31. I might've known you came here to critique my moral standpoint.

      But how can you be certain that I do not value life?

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    32. If you find no weight in the life you take, there can be no weight in the lives that get taken from you.

      I do not question that you have some value to life or you wouldn't be fighting but your value of life seems to put yourself and a few above many.

      I also love the incredible hypocrisy of your oath.

      "I have like a secular celibacy oath thing."

      You also have a commandment in regards to killing.


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    33. Ha, I like yous Fracture. Such a riot.

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    34. I'm not religious, and I never have been. Go look up "secular", because I don't think it means what you think it means.

      Also go look up "sardonicism", because I don't think you picked up on it there. Kelevra says he will kill anyone I fall in love with. That's the rationale there - to not fall in love, or do any acts, that imply such a thing. So... yeah, not hypocritical. Quite the contrary.

      I do think that life has value. But your Owner has not given me much reason to treat it as such.

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    35. Do not blame others for your shortcomings.

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    36. It's safe to say that before I got caught up in this, I would have never even entertained the thought of killing anyone.

      I really admire those who have gone without killing, I truly do. But some of us are weak and want to get the problem solved quickly with a bullet.

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    37. And your parents, and especially your brother, died a necessary and well deserved death.

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    38. They weren't a threat to anyone, they weren't helping any evil entity. They were just innocent people going about their lives. You clearly didn't read the circumstances surrounding their death.

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    39. Hey, girly, Boss like ya so I can't bring out the offensive insults without gettin gutted.

      I'm pretty sure no one is innocent in this rat's ass of a world unless thays younger than 8 or sumthin.

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    40. I know they bore bad fruit. Bitter fruit, rotten to its seeds.

      That is their legacy. And for that they deserve it. They deserved it sooner.

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    41. "Boss"? The Slender Man would gut you for saying bad things to me? I'm actually pretty sure it hates me a lot; fire away.

      They were very innocent in terms of this world. They didn't kill anyone, not that I know of. Except for my biological father, I wouldn't know if he had and I don't know if he's dead or not. Anyway, not killing or harming anyone counts for a lot towards innocence. Especially in this day and age.

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    42. @Fracture - It wasn't their fault. Stop blaming others for my shortcomings.

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    43. Your shortcomings are their shortcomings. You are all that's left of them in all this world.

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    44. Awww you don't know who Boss is?

      Ya know, short, powerful, writes and then types a lot of shit about you peoples, unoriginal when it comes to group names?..

      Fracture call him the tiny terror. Come on, you can get it.

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    45. Bull fucking shit. My shortcomings are mine and mine alone. I'm not them. We're all individuals. And what of my stepfather? I'm not related to him.

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    46. He raised you I take it. Hes just as much to blame.

      You are all that I care to know of your parents and they seem to have done a pretty shitty job.

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    47. No, not really.

      Then you are refusing to look any further into it, which makes your assumptions what they are. Assumptions.

      I'm no expert, but I think the Slender Man's appearance was very much beyond their control. Considering I don't think they even knew. Plus, they raised three other kids who weren't murderers. One that was a drug addict, but still, that was also beyond their control.

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    48. @Eta - Umm... is your boss Veigar?

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    49. Eta just stop. Go to sleep or something.

      Sorry about him. He's the only one you hadn't met yet Sanna.

      God I'm tired, can't allow myself sleep though. I'm stooping to the lowest of levels and making coffee.

      -Veigar

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    50. He's alright.

      Please tell me you wouldn't gut him if he said something bad to me. I would feel semi-responsible. D:

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    51. Okay, I'll just threaten him with a drunk and angry Epsilon.

      Oh, and if you read the early parts of the fools blog you probably won't like Eta.

      -Veigar

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    52. I have the only fact I need. They made you.

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    53. I hate to think that someone who leaves himself so willfully ignorant and ill-informed is organising fragile lives.

      Which you could be doing instead of telling a teenager what an awful person she is, especially if she already knows this.

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    54. Multitasking deary. Multitasking.

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    55. Multitasking and saving lives is classy. Insulting one's parents is not classy. Do stick to the classy road. I look up to you, so it helps if I don't hate you.

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    56. It would be nice if I could look back at you in a classy light.

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    57. Sincerest apologies, but you have no obligation to see me as classy and I am certainly not going to demand respect. I only ask that the deceased's names are left in peace.

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    58. Fine but what I said is true. You are their legacy. You may very well be all they have left as a mark in this world and you represent them poorly.

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    59. Not particularly. You haven't seen my hatred.

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    60. Well, let me correct that: You have no emotional investment in me.

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    61. I would beg to differ. And then I would differ. And I in fact, do differ.

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    62. I'm gonna have to ask for an explanation.

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    63. Well. There's young people and then there is young people. Some people are just young based on their age but in this game, in this life style, people tend to harden and set in their ways well before their years.

      But then there are the truly young people like you. Hardened, but still young. Still adapting and growing. Struggling and grasping unset in their ways.

      Like an aging marshmallow. Still hardening but at that magic point where its still malleable. Where there is still hope that you can be shaped into something better than the dried rotting husks of marshmallows around you.

      Its hard to watch people wither like that when they still have so much potential and could still better themselves.

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    64. I see.

      That reminds me of what Azrael always says.

      I would agree I'm not set in stone.

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    65. Just be mindful of what you become. I should hope it would be something your parents could have been proud of... but I've seen a lot children made into monsters.

      Or rather, I've made a lot of children into monsters and soldiers. Which reminds me, maggot needs a new mentor.

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  2. You know what this reminded me off? A computer that has a full hard drive, and is about to crash. Other than that. There is no grave. -- Jack

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  3. I, um...don't actually know WHY we are called Seekers. I'm new to this. Very new. Ask Ashley, or even Strider.

    And I'm INSULTED! I'm only referred to as "Seeker people"?!

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    1. I don't know either, honestly. Never really paid enough attention to ask.

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    2. Your deal confuses the fuck out of me. So you are Female Seeker. Spyre is Male Seeker.

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    3. "Spyre is Male Seeker"?

      Spyre gave birth to a baby girl.

      If Spyre is male, that's gonna sting a little.

      Anyway, public congratulations to Spyre.

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    4. I AM FUCKING FEMALE
      WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS

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    5. Shut up Boy. The Grown ups are talking.

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    6. XD He probably can't get it through his thick skull, Spyre. Just let it go.

      Um...Morningstar? Spyre and Ashley are basically the same person...Ashley has MPD. Multiple Personality Disorder.

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    7. It's not called that any more, and it hasn't been for like thirty years. It's called DID, dis-associative personality disorder, because you enter a dis-associative state.

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    8. I said the grown ups were talking. Shoo.

      Also. I think you mean Dissociative identity disorder (DID). MPD isn't actually a thing if I recall. Then again I've been dead, so what do I know. HAHAHA.

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    9. *dis-associative IDENTITY disorder. DID. Apologies.

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    10. Join the Club. Free Exploding torches and pitchforks. Morningstar resurrections are held every Tuesday at 11:49 PM. In honor of my first Killer.

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    11. Who was your first killer, anyways? It's been so long since I read the old blogs that I've forgotten.

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  4. Yeah, sure. You continue to get messed with in ways you don't understand, okay?

    -Veigar

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  5. Any interesting kills? Nope, been looking after the girl all day, every day. Doesn't mean I'm slacking off though, Koschey and Gorinich are taking care of the killing.

    Oath breakers? Probably the most mysterious servants in my opinion, simply because I have yet to run into them.

    Hey Skywalker, are you aware that you... Wait hold on if I say anything related to the previous post, does that mean that my comment gets deleted so you can't see it? Yet they have the previous post up, so... Ah fuck it, are you aware that you are programmable, Skywalker?

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    1. They said something about a filter. He may not be able to see, or understand it. I wish there wasn't one though, it would be so much to rub it in. -- Jack

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    2. Agh, so I guess I have to re-write my comment. Without the last part, since he did ask how I was doing and it would be rude not to respond.

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    3. Maybe he only sees the bits that are about his mind control?

      But if he doesn't see any of the comments, I can say whatever shit I want to about him as long as I mention mind control!

      I... can't think of anything. It's just not worth it if he's not going to see it. I may as well compliment him. Um, let's see. Morningstar, you're kind of cool. Once you get past all the icky cannibalism and killing sprees.

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    4. Say we don't mention it, but it's a reply to a comment that mentioned. Would he see the reply's but not the original comment? -- Jack

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    5. Your praise fills me with immense shame and a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. Go DIE.

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    6. And there's the answer to THAT question. -- Jack

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  6. Any interesting kills? Nope, been looking after the girl all day, every day. Doesn't mean I'm slacking off though, Koschey and Gorinich are taking care of the killing.

    Oath breakers? Probably the most mysterious servants in my opinion, simply because I have yet to run into them.

    Hey Skywalker, you enjoyed your sleep, ever considered dying? Not the way you usually do, like really die, for good? Simple question.

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    1. Dying like... Permanently? I don't think I can. They just keep BRINGING ME BACK, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. It will never END. Hehehehehe.

      It can't be done.

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    2. Would you want to? Only honestly. Like really honest.

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  7. Hey Star, can you help. I have a computer nearby that needs reprogrammed. It is constantly malfunctioning, opening up random files, and deleting others. Do you know how to reprogram it? -- Jack

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  8. I'll pass on yarn... Not my thing.

    You think if you wait long enough, the Iblissi might try to charge into that base ahead of you?

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  9. If you think reeeeeally hard, you'll figure it out. I'm sure someone will eventually, for all the good it will do them.

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    1. I'm glad you're having fun with this.

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