Saturday, August 24, 2013

RED ALERT

MARCUS I know you are FUCKING watching this blog, so get your VIRTUAL ASS over here and tell me what the fuck I am looking at.

Red Hoodie. Tall Guy. AMBER FUCKING EYES and STARING UP AT MY WINDOW. AM I HALLUCINATING HERE? HE CAN'T BE OUT. HE FUCKING CAN'T BE, IT IS NOT POSSIBLE. He is supposed to be trapped in the Grove...

SEND ME FUCKING HELP. SEND ANYONE AND EVERYONE, GODDAMMIT. FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. If he GOT OUT, I AM USELESS. I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A THIN MEMBRANE AROUND A MASS OF TAR TO HIM.

SEND SAMAEL. SEND URIEL. RAMAEL, TAHARIEL... ANY OF THEM. FUCK, GET HEYLEL. IT LIKES TO HELP PEOPLE, SO MAKE IT HELP ME! HE CAN FUCKING KILL ME PERMANENTLY!!!!! HELP GODDAMMIT!!!!

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  1. Man we got 01110100011100100110111101110101011000100110110001100101. Calm yo tits though 0100110101001111010100100100111001001001010011100100011101010011010101000100000101010010, cuz he ain't there no more.

    010001100111010101100011011010110110010101110010001000000110110001101111011011110110101101100101011001000010000001101100011010010110101101100101001000000101001001000101010001000100110001001001010001110100100001010100 though. But he wasn't alone. Saw a 0100010001110101011001000110010100100000011010010110111000100000011000010010000001000111011000010111001101101101011000010111001101101011001000000110000101101110011001000010000001000011011011110110000101110100 with him. Reminded me of the 010001000100010101000001010101000100100000100000010001110100111101000100 but something was 0110111101100110011001100010000001100001011000100110111101110101011101000010000001101000011010010110110100101110

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    1. MARCUS. Binary and WEIRD SPACES. Speak ENGLISH.

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    2. Oh Fuck you 010011010110000101101110. Google 011000010010000001100111011011110110010001100100011000010110110101101110 translator or 01110011011011110110110101100101011101000110100001101001011011100110011100101110. Stop 0110001001100101011010010110111001100111 such a 01101100011000010111101001111001001000000110101001100001011000110110101101100001011100110111001100101110

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    3. MARCUS, LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION HERE!!!!

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    4. 0100001001000001010010000100000101001000010000010100100001000001010010000100000100100001 The Great and mighty 0100110101001111010100100100111001001001010011100100011101010011010101000100000101010010 is 0111011101100101011101000111010001101001011011100110011100100000011010000110100101110011001000000111000001100001011011100111010001110011 isn't he. 0100100001100101011010000010111000100000010001100110100101101110011001010010110000100000011001100110100101101110011001010010000001001001001001110110110001101100001000000111000001110101011101000010000001101001011011100010000001100001001000000110110001101001011101000111010001101100011001010010000001100101011110000111010001110010011000010010000001100101011001100110011001101111011100100111010000100000011101000110111100100000011011010110000101101011011001010010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000111001001100101011000010110010001100001011000100110110001100101001000000110001001111001001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011100000111001001101001011011010110100101110100011010010111011001100101001000000110110101101001011011100110010000101110

      This better? Or do I need to bring out our buddy Microsoft Sam to read it out to ya? Goddamn you Proxies are needy. Anyway Cous, you should probably get out of the spotlight for a while. Big Red is gunning for you, and if he's out... You are in some DEEP shit my friend. Course I got no idea how he coulda got past the Attendants like that, so maybe it ain't him?

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    5. Who the fuck else COULD IT BE?

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    6. Some dude in a red hoodie?

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    7. Contacts? Maybe it's a Redlit?

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    8. Redlight is a VAIN son of a bitch. Would he let a lowly PUPPET wear his beloved Costume?

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    9. Shit, I don't know man. I never met the guy, so you know him better than me.

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    10. ... FUCK. HE IS FUCKING GONE. JUST GREAT... GODDAMMIT MARCUS WHERE IS MY BACKUP???

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    11. You really want me to send some Towerborn your way? Fuck man, that just means more work for ME. You know how hard it is to keep a bunch of Adam Jensens walking around a secret?

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    12. IF YOU DON'T SEND ME SOMETHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I AM GOING TO FIND YOU, UNPLUG YOU AND DUNK YOU IN ICHOR UNTIL YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "I" OR THE WORD "SELF."

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    13. Two Clunkers on their way. You could have just said "please," asshole.

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  2. I could serve as distraction. But, you are an ass...

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    1. I am honored to be put into that category. Has your situation resolved itself?

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    2. I AM NOT Leaving this GODDAMN Room until the fucking Clunkers get here.

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    3. I might as show up. Give you a bit of company. See you in a short bit. And if I see myself, I'll leave immediately.

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  3. Uh...good luck. You're gonna need it.

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  4. I could be a distraction, but I don't want to be. Actually I don't think Redlight would be arsed with torturing me, so never mind.

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  5. 'Red alert'. Pun intended?

    And since binary is in fashion, I'll put a code in hex. For variety's sake:

    68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 6e 65 76 65 72 64 69 65 6e 65 76 65 72 64 79 69 6e 67 2e 62 6c 6f 67 73 70 6f 74 2e 63 6f 2e 75 6b 2f 32 30 31 33 2f 30 38 2f 72 65 66 6f 72 6d 61 74 74 69 6e 67 2e 68 74 6d 6c 20 50 72 6f 78 79 20 62 6f 62 20 61 6e 64 20 74 68 65 20 61 74 74 65 6e 64 61 6e 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 77 69 74 68 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6d 69 6e 64

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    1. Oh, you sly dog. I wonder how that will work out.

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    2. Figured it was worth a try.

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    3. SSBzZWUgd2hhdCB5b3UgZGlkIHRoZXJlLiBJIHdhbnQgaW4gb24gdGhpcyBjb2RlIHNoaXQuDQoNCkJhc2U2NCwgYml0Y2hlcyE=

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    4. QWxzbywgTW9ybmluZ3N0YXIsDQoNCi5kbmltIHJ1b3kgaHRpdyBnbmlrY3VmIHNpIGxlYW1hUw==

      For good measure.

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    5. Oh good. Computer gibberish and actual gibberish.

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    6. If only you had a computer to translate it...

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    7. It's not gibberish. It's Base64, motherfucker.

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    8. Glad you all are still having fun. ~ C

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  6. Well somebody pissed their pants, no idea what's going on at your side, but it's funny.

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